This little English sheepdog ain’t willing to wait for that questionably secure hotdog to fall off the kitchen counter. But the other reason I sought out the Quest 2 is because it’s currently the only way to play Resident Evil 4 VR. And good luck getting your hands on one before Christmas now, fuckface. So there you go, Yahtzee’s holiday buyer’s guide: the perfect gift for the hardcore gaming corporate bootlicker in your life.
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Controllers are fine, they don’t quite have the comfort or the satisfying heft of the Valve Index controllers, but if we’re comparing it to the VR market, the fact that it’s only a slightly more expensive option than tying a smartphone to your face with the cord from an old bathrobe can compensate for a lot. I also like the feature where you can at any time switch to a view of the room around you because if people come into the room while you’re playing you can touch all of their bottoms and pretend it was an accident. Present Yahtzee’s been bedazzled by fancy VR tech upgrades like turning around.Īt first I was still clicking the right analog stick to turn bit by bit like a roomba in a furniture storage warehouse until I managed to resequence the old instincts and learn to just, you know, fucking turn around. You need a Facebook account to use it and there’s basically no way this thing isn’t stealing your retinal data for use in the upcoming sinister cyberpunk dystopia, but being falsely accused of info heisting and getting swatted by Corpo enforcement is a problem for future Yahtzee. Which might as well bring us to the two major cons of the Q2: Firstly that you can only get it in white, and someone didn’t learn the lesson from the Wii that white is only the pupal stage of game peripherals before they blossom into “unpleasantly yellowish with brown crusty bits down all the seams.” And secondly it forces you to pay obeisance to Big Tech and the mere act of buying it pencils you in for a spot against the wall when the revolution comes. Which it had fucking better be considering Facebook are backing it and those motherfuckers can eat loss like it’s Thanksgiving dinner.
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View Full Transcriptīut not only is Oculus Quest 2 wireless, you also don’t need to rig cameras up around the room like a very unsubtle CIA operative, you don’t need a separate computer or console to run it off and compared to its peers it’s astonishingly affordable. And then you’ve always got cables stuck in your head running down your shoulder killing your immersion, and if your wife walks in while you’re nailing VR anime broads and you spin around too quick you run the risk of hanging yourself, and that’s a niche sexual thrill at best.
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But one thing I’ve always thought holds it back is how you need nineteen cables and the morning off to get it all set up. I’m still a great believer in VR: It gives you headaches and makes weird things happen before your eyes, it’s all the fun of severe dehydration without the chapped lips. I finally got hold of an Oculus Quest 2 this week, which I’ve been particularly intrigued by since I heard it boasted a wireless headset. And you know what’s good for video game shooters? VR. And you know what’s good for shooters? Civic unrest and dysfunction of authority. I know that a “season” should by rights consist of more than three fucking games, unless you’re Leeds United – could someone who understands sport let me know if that joke made any sense – but they alone seem to have scared every other big release out of the pre-Christmas sales period so fuck it, let’s stick some iron sights up our noses and point at peoples’ heads all day like a rude six year old in a boil clinic. I suppose it’s technically Shooter Season thanks to Halo and Call of Duty and Battlefield. We have a merch store as well! Visit the store for brand new ZP merch. Want to watch Zero Punctuation ad-free? Sign-up for The Escapist + today and support your favorite content creators! This week in Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee reviews Oculus Quest 2 and Resident Evil 4 VR.